Joke #1 - "Hold on a second. YOU added one molecule of actual ingredient to our bucket of ordinary water? But I already added the molecule! It's two times too strong! Our homeopathic cure-all is ruined! We'll have to throw it out and start over!"
Joke #2 - "Uuh, Sandra, unless your hand spent a few hours in an autoclave, you probably shouldn't be using it to mix the tonic. I was at the party last night, too."
Joke #3 - "Weird. When my grandpa made moonshine, it wasn't so thick... and sizzly... and 'hand melty'."
Joke #4 - "So, if we're taking another company's milk, and putting it in smaller bottles, and selling it as our own product, we're a dairy farm, right? Just like the way rappers are musicians?"
Joke #5 - "Man, zoos will pay a fortune for this stuff. Goodbye, student loans! Hey Sandra, where on Earth did you get nine gallons of elephant semen anyway?"
[Commenter jokes will be added to the post. -Mgmt.]